Me? Normal? PFFFTTTTT

Jul 25

perpetualvelocity:

adrastosarmor:

postgradfiles:

Oh, in a perfect world.

THIS

Jul 25

youtubeurl:

icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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Jul 25

dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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Jul 25

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

Jul 25

dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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Jul 25

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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Jul 25
middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

Jul 25

destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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Jul 25

[insp]

Jul 25

magalomania:

edprinzawesome:

his face……

The man just wants to feel cute. He doesn’t understand the laughter.